Did you get pleasure from final 12 months’s crypto Tremendous Bowl? In that case, I’ve some unhealthy information for you. Not as unhealthy as in case you acquired a portion of your wage in FTX cryptocurrency final 12 months, however nonetheless a blow to these invested within the trade’s success. There shall be no crypto adverts throughout the Tremendous Bowl on Sunday. Nonetheless, as a substitute shall be much more alcohol.
Ah sure, the extra conventional option to ship your cash on a river to nowhere.
FTX had considered one of 4 crypto-currency adverts throughout final 12 months’s Tremendous Bowl. The FTX one featured the proper movie star spokesperson — Larry David. Who might presumably be much less assured and extra dismissive about another type of something?
I hope Larry was paid all in money, as a result of that firm is not any extra. The corporate filed for chapter, misplaced its naming rights deal on the Miami Warmth’s residence enviornment, its founder — Samuel Bankman-Fried — has plead not responsible to eight counts of fraud and conspiracy expenses, and the corporate is at present threatening to sue politicians in the event that they don’t return Bankman-Fried’s marketing campaign contributions.
In accordance with the Related Press’ Mae Anderson, there had been just a few offers for cryptocurrency commercials that had been near being accomplished, however nothing went ahead after FTX’s issues hit the information stream.
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For the adrenaline junkies out there, fret not. There will likely be a new Caesar’s commercial with JB Smoove and the Manning family as well as advertisements for other sportsbooks. You all will most certainly be represented on Super Bowl Sunday.
Who is making the big ad buys this year?
For the people out there whose vice is liquid, the NFL and Fox very much have you all in mind this year. Per the AP, while Bud Light will get the most airtime of any alcohol company, the official beer of the NFL will not be the only adult beverage advertised. Remy Martin, Heineken, Diageo, and Molson Coors have also purchased ad time.
Because after the fall of FTX we should all be worried about damaging our long-term financial health in such a volatile industry. That money is in a much better place at your local grocery store, Rite Aid, 7-Eleven, liquor store, beverage depot, bar, nightclub, or anywhere alcohol is sold.
Why be stressed while losing large sums of money. Instead, slowly, but happily, fork it over $15 at a time with the only chance of seeing a return on your investment by consuming too much. Then you can see the product that you just invested in leaving your mouth along with your dinner.
As good of a pitchman as Larry David was, he couldn’t save FTX, and as a result, the 2023 Super Bowl may be the first and last “Crypto Bowl.” Oh well, maybe Budweiser will bring back the frogs.