The Los Angeles Clippers are lastly getting their very own area after sharing a constructing with the Lakers because the constructing previously often called the Staples Middle opened in 1999. Whereas the Clippers’ new Intuit Dome gained’t be prepared till the 2024-2025 season, the workforce gathered right now for a sneak peak on the new place led by an enthusiastic speech from governor Steve Ballmer.
There’s one factor that excites Ballmer greater than the rest concerning the Clippers’ new area and it’s not the chance to get out of the Lakers’ shadow. What actually will get Ballmer going is bathrooms. Ballmer has talked about the variety of bathrooms and the simple entry to mentioned bathrooms incessantly each time he talks concerning the Intuit Dome, and that occurred once more on Tuesday. With Kawhi Leonard, Paul George, Russell Westbrook, and the remainder of the Clippers sitting within the entrance row, Ballmer once more bought jacked up about bathrooms.
“TOILETS! 1,160 bathrooms and urinals! We don’t want individuals ready in line. We would like them again of their rattling seats!”
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Bogs! Even Kawhi cracked a slight smile at his boss’ exuberance for thus many bathrooms.
“1,160 bathrooms and urinals,” Ballmer exclaimed. “Thrice the NBA common! We don’t want individuals ready in line. We would like individuals to get again to their rattling seats.”
Pay attention: as a Chicago Bears fan, I understand how annoying it’s for a packed stadium to not have sufficient bathrooms. The lavatory strains at Bears video games take so lengthy to get by way of that you simply actually do miss a very good chunk of the sport ready in them.
Ballmer has been jacked up about these bathrooms for a very long time:
“I’ve grow to be an actual obsessive about bathrooms,” Ballmer shared on the area’s groundbreaking occasion again in 2021. “Bogs, bathrooms, bathrooms.”
The variety of bathrooms has been trimmed barely within the final couple years, however Ballmer continues to be pumped.
The sector could have 1500 bathrooms. Most within the league. Objective is to not have individuals wait as lengthy to make use of the lavatory.
— (@FlyByKnite) September 17, 2021
The Clippers franchise has by no means gained a championship regardless of current since 1970 initially because the Buffalo Braves. Possibly they will hold a banner for bogs? Bogs, bathrooms, bathrooms. Thrice the NBA common, for those who didn’t hear.
